"Knock, knock, Neo." The Coolest App I ever wrote!

I may keep coming back and updating the script with more features. So, make sure you come back and check it out

Watch the demo video, run the script. Because, I really can't find the right words to describe this. Remember, when Neo (The Matrix) was sleeping on his desk while his system was displaying all kind of search results, and all the suddan, he start receiving the coolest mysterious messages ever. Well, this script is close to that. It is fully automated once you run it. It will display all type of information

It's bash script, so just copy it, and make it executable to run it
To make the script executable after saving it:
chmod +x THE_SCRIPT_NAME

This is so cool I can't even come up with a name for it. So, name it what you want. I my gift to you. Instead of installing some other app that just output some unreadable stuff, use my script.

Stay updated like Neo
To look cool like a hacker, you could run it on one the cli tty:
Ctrl+Alt+tty1 or Ctrl+Atl+tt2
Or you can run it on one of your work space by itself. Have the terminal in fullscreen, your cli font set to Courier 10 Pitch Bold, with dark background and Matrix like green foreground (text). And let it do its Matrix thing without touching it.
Let your friends and strangers be amaze.

Replace "atlanta" in the script with your own zip code. You'll need acpi, elinks installed. Use it with tmux, to look like a real l33t
sudo apt-get install acpi elinks tmux

If you modify it, and make it do even more cool stuff, please let me know. The possibilities are endless. You can even have the script open your browser, do a search and then close. How cool is that. Enough talk, here it is:



#!/bin/bash


while [ true ]
do
   echo -e;clear
   sleep 3
   echo "T"
   sleep 1
   echo -e;clear
   echo "Th"
   sleep 1
   echo -e;clear
   echo "The"
   sleep 1
   echo -e;clear
   echo "The Matri"
   sleep 1
   echo -e;clear
   echo "The Matrix"
   sleep 2
   echo -e;clear
   echo "The Matrix has you"
   sleep 1
   echo -e;clear
   echo "The Matrix has you ... "
   sleep 5
   echo -e;clear
   sleep 2
   echo "Knock "
   sleep 1
   echo -e;clear
   echo "Knock, knock. "
   sleep 3
   echo -e;clear
   sleep 2
   echo "SEARCHING ..."
   sleep 3
   echo -e;clear
   sleep 3
   echo "SEARCHING ..."
   sleep 3
   echo -e;clear
   sleep 3
   echo -e;history
   sleep 3
   echo -e;clear
   sleep 2
   echo -e;ls -all
   sleep 2
   echo -e;clear
   sleep 3
   echo -e;free -m
   sleep 4
   echo -e;ip addr
   sleep 3
   echo -e;clear
   echo -e;netstat --tcp
   sleep 2
   echo -e;netstat --tcp --numeric
   sleep 2
   echo -e;netstat --tcp --listening
   sleep 4
   echo -e;clear
   echo -n '┌─=[' $(whoami) ']=─┐'
   sleep 2
   echo -n '┌─=[' $(who -q) ']=─┐'
   sleep 2
   echo -e;df -a -h
   sleep 3
   echo -e;acpi -i -t -a -f -c
   sleep 8
   echo -e;clear
   echo -e;ps x
   sleep 4
   echo -e;clear
   echo -e;cat './todo'
   sleep 5
   echo -e;clear
   echo -e;cal -3
   sleep 5
   echo "WEATHER CHECK"
   sleep 5
   echo -e ;elinks -dump "http://www.google.com/search?q=weather+atlanta&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a" | grep -A 5 -m 1 "Weather for"
   sleep 3
   echo -e;clear
   echo -e ;elinks -dump "http://www.necopost.com/?m=1"
   sleep 5
   echo -e;clear
   sleep 2
   echo -e;elinks -dump "http://www.necopost.com/p/search-results.html?cx=partner-pub-6420619458936838%3Atfgqjp2z9pz&cof=FORID%3A11&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=necopost+cool+futuristic+3d+desktop+&sa=Search&siteurl=www.necopost.com%2F&ref=www.google.com%2Furl%3Fsa%3Dt%26rct%3Dj%26q%3D%26esrc%3Ds%26source%3Dweb%26cd%3D1%26ved%3D0CFoQFjAA%26url%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fnecopost.com%252F%26ei%3DNNvlT6PTHIqa8gSiopm5AQ%26usg%3DAFQjCNFFN7wi8WKPsNvKJGkEJ1K5s1QHFA&siteurl=www.necopost.com%2F&ref=www.google.com%2Furl%3Fsa%3Dt%26rct%3Dj%26q%3D%26esrc%3Ds%26source%3Dweb%26cd%3D1%26ved%3D0CFoQFjAA%26url%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fnecopost.com%252F%26ei%3DNNvlT6PTHIqa8gSiopm5AQ%26usg%3DAFQjCNFFN7wi8WKPsNvKJGkEJ1K5s1QHFA"
   sleep 4
   echo -e;clear
   sleep 2
   echo -e ;elinks -dump "http://m.youtube.com/view_comment?gl=US&hl=en&client=mv-google&v=a5ICFW_lzT8"
   sleep 5
   echo -e;clear
   sleep 2
   echo "ALL SYSTEMS CHECKED..."
   sleep 2
   echo -e;clear
   echo -e;date
   sleep 4
   echo -e;pwd
   echo -e;who
   sleep 2
   echo -e;clear
   echo "FOLLOW SALEM "
   sleep 2
   echo -e;clear
   sleep 2
   echo "FOLLOW SALEM @ NECOpost.com "
   sleep 5
   echo -e;clear
   sleep 2
   echo -e;ifconfig
   sleep 3
   echo -e;clear
   echo -e ;elinks -dump "http://m.youtube.com/user/necopost/videos?gl=US&hl=en&client=mv-google&view=0&page=1"
   sleep 3
   echo -e;clear
   sleep 2
   echo -e;ps -aux
   sleep 4
   echo -e;clear
   sleep 3
   echo -e ;elinks -dump "http://m.youtube.com/view_comment?gl=US&hl=en&client=mv-google&v=r62eO-fSPco"
   sleep 5
   echo -e;clear
   sleep 3
   echo -e;ls --all
   sleep 4
   echo -e;clear
   sleep 4
   echo -e;clear
   sleep 2
   echo -e;history
   sleep 4
   echo -e;clear
   sleep 2

done

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